Little known fact: many classic television shows of the 80’s and 90’s are now implemented as Python libraries. See?

pip install EightiesTV
pip install NinetiesTV

from WalkerTexasRanger import Walker.kicks as kicks
if any_situation:
    # No, really, any situation at all.
    kicks.roundhouse(FTW=True)

from MacGyver import *
if MacGyver.firstname == 'Angus':
    nickname = lastname
if bad_guy.name == 'Murdoc' and episodes < 2:
    to_be_continued = True
if at_all_possible:
    detonate(FTW=True)

from ATeam import BA, Hannibal, van, plan
the_fools = [ guy for guy in guys if guy.type == 'Bad' ]
for the_fool in the_fools:
    BA.pity(the_fool)
if plan.comes_together:
    Hannibal.love_it(FTW=True)

from KnightRider import Michael, KITT # Yup, that's The Hoff and a Pontiac.
scan = KITT.scan(lights=True, whoosh=True)
try:
    KITT.car_chase(scan, TurboBoost=True, FTW=True)
except NoVehicleAccessError:
    Michael.fisticuffs(FTW=True)

Happy April Fool’s day.